| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9751 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 913 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5016 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2920 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1623 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 1890 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6676 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4611 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8698 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1979 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 1362 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7216 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3303 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 95 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Votes: | 9969 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5769 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year ๐
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 290 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2083 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
