CriaryCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Items Found:	2916
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension Hops:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Runes Activated:	8

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3426
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	3894
Alien Abductions:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9319
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	9805

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Potions Brewed:	122
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	6714	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mines Excavated:	2655
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?