CretanCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Towns Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	4696
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Star Space MiniCraft

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	452087	Astral Projections Made:	0
Farms Harvested:	611	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6163
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!