Crescenta SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla meets Vanilla Ice’s underappreciated role as a cartographer! Ages 13+ only.

3D exploration, AGES, balancing tweaks, Brewery, Cartographer, Colonization, Community, Conquest, Crescenta, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Diplomacy, Dynamic world, endless content, flavor plugins, Ices, ImageFrame, immersive experience, meets, Nation building, new features, New Gods, player-driven, Role, Semivanilla, smp, spice plugins, Stable Economy, Underappreciated, Vanilla, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19.x – 1.20.x Java (any Java version 1.19 and above)
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/2sDw5dc3TF

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
3D exploration with Bluemap
Resource balancing tweaks
Community-oriented plugins

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports Minecraft versions 1.19.x – 1.20.x
Is there a custom world generation?	Yes, the server has custom world generation with new biomes and features
Can players join nations and conduct diplomacy?	Yes, players can join nations, conduct diplomacy, and even declare war
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Players are requested to be 13 years or older due to the server’s Discord community and Discord’s age policy

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6807
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	628
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	237
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	7103

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Towns Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	569	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Towns Built:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	2283	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever