New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 109/200 Votes: 8272
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Villages Defended: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 5470 Chimeras Created: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only creepy thing you see is a player building a haunted house? Well, look no further because our server takes creepy to a whole new level! Join us if you want to witness players sacrificing chickens to summon the Ender Dragon, or see someone build a giant statue made entirely out of zombie flesh. Trust us, you’ve never experienced creepiness like this before! Join now for a chance to be part of the spookiest Minecraft server in existence.

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  • HackLifeNotSMP

    HackLifeNotSMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5666
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mines Excavated: 3302
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 4952

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

    So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

    And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

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  • CelebOopsForgiven

    CelebOopsForgiven
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 990
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

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  • ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

    ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3120
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

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  • Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

    Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7996
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Emeralds Found: 1969
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Magic Items Found: 1130
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

    our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

    join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

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  • I dont now Minecraft server

    I dont now Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 405
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

    Carnival Adventure 1.20.3
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6172
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

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  • Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7225
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

    On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

    Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

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  • MIL-Free Zone Craft

    MIL-Free Zone Craft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4060
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

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  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7598
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2790 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 198516 Magic Items Found: 2506
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 878
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Votes: 8636 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7717
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5614 Falling into the Void: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2967
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 8462 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3667
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 120 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2020
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Mines Excavated: 4027 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 924
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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