join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9087
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 110
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Gods Slained: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY