join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magic Items Found: 7174
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
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