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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5641 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 88 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!