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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1399 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1307 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.
