Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
New Chunks Explored: 373952 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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