Creepers R Us: Where Even the Endermen LOL at Your Misfortune!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK, anxiety, cartoon, Character, CREEPERS, endermen, exaggerated, Expression, fear, funny, humor, internet, lol, long trail tag, meme, misfortune, overwhelmed, Panic, reaction, reaction meme, scream, social media, stress, viral

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	1760

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!” with joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the chaos for yourself!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Emeralds Found:	8162
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	3736	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	907
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	550528
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	6858	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	897	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Items Found:	5382

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1758	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aspirations, budgeting, Cash4Diamonds, dreams, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, life change, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal finance, Priorities, savings, self improvement, smp, success, wealth building

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎