Creeper’s Confessions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5919
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	127	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	146	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	917	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Farms Harvested:	846
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6246	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3876

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8