Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

action, Anime, anime fans, black butler, Butlers, Ciel Phantomhive, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Demons, English Dub, ep2, japanese animation, just aired, kuroshitsuji, Manga adaptation, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, Sebastian Michaelis, Supernatural, victorian era, waiting for subs, Yana Toboso

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5290	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	276	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8337	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Towns Built:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	511081
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Towns Built:	2	Animals Bred:	118
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Zombie Dances:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!