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Creepers Anonymous: ‘JANNY ARE YOU OKAY’ Minecraft Server

Creepers Anonymous: ‘JANNY ARE YOU OKAY’ Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where Janny, the friendly neighborhood cow, is busting out some sick dance moves to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” You’ll be asking yourself, “Janny, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Janny?”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted feather hat that grants you infinite chicken nuggets.

And let’s not forget about the mystical llama herder who can summon a herd of rainbow llamas to ride into battle. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve charged into battle on the back of a rainbow llama while wielding a diamond pickaxe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Janny and the gang are waiting for you!

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  • “IndieCraftia” 1.21

    “IndieCraftia” 1.21

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, Tall Woman Edition! Why, you ask? Well, it’s like /lig/ but for Minecraft, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have 500 viewers or more!

    Imagine being in a server where all the cool kids hang out, the VIPs of the Minecraft world, regardless of what language they speak. It’s like being part of an exclusive club, but with pickaxes and creepers.

    And get this, you can even shill your 499 view oshi here! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re good to go. We’re all about supporting the underdogs, the hidden gems of the Minecraft streaming world.

    So, join us on this epic adventure, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a tall woman or two along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s get blocky!

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  • HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

    HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Come join our wacky Minecraft server where the chaos never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind!

    Once upon a time, there was a player who built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because llamas deserve to look fancy too!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! It’s the hottest ride in town, literally!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Let’s build, explore, and laugh until our sides hurt!

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  • NeighborlyNookieNoMore

    NeighborlyNookieNoMore

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    🌟🌈ðŸŽŪ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than our players is the bed squeaking from all the action happening in-game! 🛏ïļðŸ’Ĩ😏

    Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop excitement and drama, just like the noisy neighbors in the story above! 🙉ðŸĪŠðŸ”Š

    Experience the thrill of trying to build in peace while your neighbors are having a party in their virtual bedroom right above you! 🎉🏠ðŸ”Ļ

    Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night listening to the chaotic sounds of furniture being dragged across the floor in-game? 🌙🊑ðŸŽķ

    Come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun, be loud, and never apologize for waking up your virtual neighbors with your epic gaming skills! ðŸŽŪ🚀ðŸ”Ĩ

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! ðŸĪŠðŸŽ‰ðŸŒŸ

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  • Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

    Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

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    Lolz, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where Trump is the admin and he’s like super transactional, bro. If you want something from Trump, you gotta give him something first, like diamonds or enchanted golden apples or something. And get this, Putin is on the server too and he’s all like, “Yo Trump, give me Ukraine.” And Trump’s like, “Sure bro, but what are you gonna give me in return?” And Putin’s like, “I’ll give you a stack of emeralds and a pet polar bear.” And Trump’s like, “Deal!”

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! ðŸĪŠðŸŽ‰ðŸ”Ĩ #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans

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  • CraftyCrimeaCrafters

    CraftyCrimeaCrafters

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    Join our Minecraft server and help rewrite history by preventing the Russia-Ukraine war through epic virtual battles and diplomacy! Our server is so intense, world leaders will be taking notes on how to handle international conflicts. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself logs on to see how it all plays out. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make history (or rewrite it) together!

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