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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2329 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!