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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9734 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5482 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!