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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2481 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!