New Minecraft Servers

Creepers and Waifus

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Creepers and Waifus

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only job you’ll have is to mine diamonds and build epic structures! Why bother asking about real-life jobs when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and pixelated fun?

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!

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  • ★Quirm SMP

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    ★Quirm SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Quirm Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
    Community Interact with our community reaching 15+ Players on weekends!
    Gameplay Experience proximity chat gameplay.
    Events Get to experience unique events & competitions.
    Server Performance Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

    Rules & Expectations

      • Must be at least 16 years old.
      • Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
      • Be civil and have common sense.
      • Must have a Discord account to join the server.
      • Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

    Additional Information

      • All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect.
      • Obtain exclusive items through events on the server.
      • This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed in open arms!
      • This server is exclusive to version 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat).

    Apply Now!

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xaX9HG36CV

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

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    Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BachBashCraft

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    BachBashCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

    Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

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    BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

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  • CraftyCare: US Edition

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    CraftyCare: US Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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