Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 348 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!