So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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