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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7492 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4197 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
