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Do you have a sibling who loves to throw shade at you? Well, on our server, we encourage sibling rivalry! Build a house together, only to have your sibling blow it up with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

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  • Digoxin Cancer Blocker

    Digoxin Cancer Blocker
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE DIGOXIN FOR YO CANCEROUS SPREADIN’ TUMORS! WE BE DISSOLVIN’ CLUSTERS OF BREAST CANCER CELLS IN OUR PLAYERS, KEEPIN’ DAT METASTASIS AT BAY! JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOSELF FROM SPREADIN’ LIKE WILDFIRE! #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #CRAZYCLUSTERS #BREASTCANCERWHO

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  • CraftyCanucksMC

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    Are you tired of all the political drama and tension between countries? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and team up with your friendly neighbors to the north, the Canadians!

    On our server, you can build igloos, ride moose into battle, and even participate in epic maple syrup chugging contests. Plus, our Canadian players are always willing to share their Tim Hortons donuts and apologize profusely for any accidental creeper explosions.

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who needs politics when you can have poutine parties and snowball fights instead? Let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, eh!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re immediately given explosive-laden drone goggles! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that sabotage life, baby! Join us and wreak havoc on all those Russian operators trying to mess with our blocky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast – literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the most explosive way possible!

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  • CraftyGranny47

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    come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where 73-year-old american teachers are getting tortured in russian prisons after being captured in ukraine! we promise no crazy russians or ukrainians will come after you here, just fun and games in the virtual world! build your own prison and capture your friends for a change, or team up with them to take down the evil dictator who is causing all this chaos in the first place! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual bread and water, because who needs freedom when you have carbs, amirite?

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  • BlockBrain – Early Alz Detection

    BlockBrain – Early Alz Detection
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta mine and stuff? well dis server is like, super cool cuz it’s got this crazy test thingy that can like, detect alzheimer’s! like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there. and get this, it can like, tell how bad ur brain is messed up even if u got brain amyloid deposition. like, what even is that? anyways, u should totally join dis server cuz u never know when u might need a brain test in minecraft, amirite? #mindblown #minecraftbrainiacs

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