CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3747	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!