CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	170

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	51078
Buildings Constructed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Star Shards Collected:	69	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchantments Applied:	110	Star Shards Collected:	149
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Divine Spears Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	1998
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!