CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	830	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
New Chunks Explored:	856618	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	904318

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mines Excavated:	4112

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Animals Bred:	183
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	641	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.