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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Void Gems Collected: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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