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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Enchantments Applied: 215 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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