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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Ores Mined: 2834 New Chunks Explored: 933898
Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Divine Spears Created: 16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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