CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

software schedulers, regular cores, Cores, CPU, Performance

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

Overweight Hair Haven 1.21.1

Self-expression, beauty standards, Appearance, self-image, Confidence

OMG, join our Minecraft server and you can have the longest hair everrrr! No need to worry about being overweight or not having facial hair, just focus on growing those luscious locks in the game! Who cares if you look trans, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even notice! Plus, our server has magical hair growth potions that will have your virtual hair flowing in the wind in no time. So come join us and let your hair flag fly, no judgment here, just fabulous follicles for days!

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New Server IP
CraftyKindFolks

cultural exchange, KIND, Friendly, positive impressions, memorable encounters

Have you ever visited a country where the villagers are so friendly that they give you diamonds just for saying hello? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Our players are so nice, they’ll build you a castle just because they think you’re cool. Join us and prepare to be showered with gifts and kindness from our amazing community. Who needs real-life travel when you can visit the friendliest country in Minecraft?

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New Server IP
Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

trump, sanctions extension, Politics, government action, Playground

come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself is the admin and he extends sanctions against russia for a year because they kept griefing his epic build of the white house. u can team up with putin to take down trump’s admin powers or join forces with merkel to overthrow the whole server. there are no rules except for one: always bring your best trolling skills or else you’ll be banned faster than you can say “covfefe”. so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

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New Server IP
CraftyTrumpUKInvite

united states, Monarchy, Diplomacy, state visit, uk

u know wat else is unprecedented? dis minecraft server, fam. it be so lit dat even king charles invited donald trump to come check it out. like, u gotta join dis server cuz u might run into world leaders and stuff. imagine mining diamonds with trump, dat be cray cray. plus, dere be secret dungeons filled with treasure and u gotta fight off zombie pigs to get it. it be like a real life adventure, but in minecraft. so come join da fun and maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a wall with trump himself. #minecraftgoals #trumpmining

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New Server IP
Feel Right Be Right

being right, self-validation, self-image, Ego, self-assurance

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where u can feel right AND be right at the same time!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out their butts and magical unicorns that grant u three wishes but only if u do the chicken dance while singing the national anthem backwards!!!

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the bartenders?? it’s lit fam, trust me.

plus, our server is protected by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles and puns. u gotta solve his puzzles to unlock the hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

so like, if u wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us now!!! remember, it’s better to feel right than be right, or something like that. just trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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New Server IP

CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

Overweight Hair Haven 1.21.1

CraftyKindFolks

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

CraftyTrumpUKInvite

Feel Right Be Right