Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!
CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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WaterMeatCraft
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fish are considered water-meat and the sheep are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a chicken wearing a top hat.But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to groove with these funky animals while exploring our vast and bizarre world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese.
So why wait? Join us now and discover the goofiest things in your language while embarking on hilarious adventures that will leave you laughing for days!
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BorderBomberCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in your lil minecraft world, building some epic structures and mining for diamonds, when BAM! out of nowhere, an american bomber flies overhead, dropping TNT and fireworks everywhere! it’s like a crazy show of force near the russian border, but in minecraft! join our server for non-stop action and explosions, you never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take down the evil russian overlords (just kidding, it’s all in good fun)! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos! -
Midnight Madness Server
Oi oi oi, mate! Ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where da time be crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, lemme tell ya, at 19:17 or 7:17 PM, we be partyin’ like it’s 69420 seconds from midnight! Ain’t no other server gonna give ya dat kinda wild time, trust me.We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the cha-cha, and zombies breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our legendary diamond pickaxe races – winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!
So come on down to our server and join da madness. Who needs sleep when you can be havin’ a blast at 19:17? Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Tea Brewed Server – Lead-Free Fun!
Yo, dis server be like brewin tea, but instead of lead and cadmium, we be removin all dem boring Minecraft servers and fillin it with epicness! Join us and experience the magical powers of tea brewing in Minecraft. Our tea leaves are enchanted with special abilities that will make your gaming experience lit AF. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll feel like you’re sippin tea with your best buds while slayin dragons and buildin castles. So come on, join us and let’s brew some tea together! -
GrinchSim
GrinchSim: the home for all of the Grinch Simulator related games. Current season: WINTER – more seasons to come. Get to the top, and adventure through the maps that we offer.
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