Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!
CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
KrasnovCraft2020
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the U.S. military and President Krasnov himself! That’s right, you can join forces with the most powerful army in the world while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe President Krasnov will even drop by to play a few rounds of spleef with you! So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it! -
CraftyUkrainians
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got more drama den Ukraine and the US! We ain’t ready to sign no subsoil deal cuz we got ”problematic issues” like creepers blowing up our diamonds and zombies stealing our pork chops. But hey, dat just makes it more fun, right? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a good time! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness, cuz this server is where the real party’s at! -
Asthma Antioxidant Oasis
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but also wanna be healthy and stuff? well, this server is the place for u! we got plant-based antioxidants that will make u feel like a superhero in the game.imagine this: u are fighting off a bunch of creepers and suddenly u eat a virtual blueberry and BAM! ur asthma is like, gone. u can breathe easy while u build ur epic castle or whatever.
this server is like a magical forest of health and wellness, but also like, with zombies and stuff. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player ever!
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Paracosm Survival
Paracosm Survival is the ultimate Minecraft server for players seeking an authentic vanilla experience, enhanced with simple land protections and user-friendly commands. Whether you’re a creative builder, a competitive PvP enthusiast, or a survivalist at heart, there’s something here for everyone.
Join us to build sprawling creations, engage in thrilling raids, or brave the wilderness in survival mode.
Paracosm Survival features:
A Creative World for unlimited building potential.
A Kit PvP Arena for fast-paced, action-packed battles.
A vast Main Survival World where you can explore, craft, and thrive in the untamed wilderness.
Discover your next adventure at Paracosm Survival, where the community is as diverse as the gameplay!
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