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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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