CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9784	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	58	Mines Excavated:	2797

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	270525	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	15186

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magic Items Found:	3668

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchantments Applied:	116
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Potions Brewed:	160
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	196	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, complex, complicate, dedicated server, Exploration, freedom, Fun, linux kernel, Longevity, Minecraft, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, seamless experience, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Version, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.