CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	9996
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UkrainianShellCrafters

arms industry, artillery development, artillery equipment, artillery production, artillery shells, artillery systems, Defense, defense manufacturing, howitzers, Manufacturing, Military, military capabilities, military technology, production, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian defense industry, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons, UkrainianShellCrafters, weapons

hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	4678
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1942	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mines Excavated:	3693
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

100, cryptocurrency, cuck, finance, fuck, gay posts, Investment, leverage, Link, liquidated, Loss, market, Minecraft, profit, retarded, risk management, shorted link, smp, Sorry., straight line, strategy, Trading, wage slaves

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Dimension Hops:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6413	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	3873
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	555749
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.