BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5413	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Farms Harvested:	610
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3852	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

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Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9517

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperCrazeMC

CLICKBAIT, CreeperCrazeMC, empty content, Entertainment, guilty pleasure, internet culture, low quality., mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless consumption, mindless content, mindless entertainment, mindless scrolling, mindless viewing, popular content, Shallow, social media, superficial, trending, viral videos, worst content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Drama, Dynamap, encouraged, Events, Good, Janitor’s Closet, Janitors, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lore, Messes, Messy, nation, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, VIBES, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

Janitor’s Closet <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/cum-sati-faci-o-prietena/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Frontpage, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, WOSE

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	709	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

adulting, BFsBlockyBucks, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Empathy, financial assistance, financial responsibility, lending money, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, money management, partner dynamics, personal finance, Priorities, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, spending habits, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1