Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Farms Harvested: | 297 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart. Our players are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, but don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (mostly).
Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us and leave your worries behind, just like you leave your diamond armor before jumping into lava.
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like finding a pink-painted bobble head in the back of a guest room drawer.
