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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4188 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 174 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Join us for the wildest ride of your virtual life as you navigate through our enchanted forests filled with talking animals, build your dream castle on clouds made of cotton candy, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken as your weapon.
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