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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5168 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Mines Excavated: | 4751 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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