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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8291 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
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