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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9504 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 490 |
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