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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1948 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 664636 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
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