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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3921 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4163 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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