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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9590 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Mines Excavated: | 4942 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4275 |
New Chunks Explored: | 238513 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
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