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TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	11

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	113
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	2242	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	108	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	5325
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	133	Star Shards Collected:	130
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9252	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4487	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	168
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	9

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mines Excavated:	2681
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Mines Excavated:	3662
Magic Items Found:	6047	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2