| Players: | Votes: | ||
| Rating: | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
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