CreeperCrafters United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to spice up your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to hear creepy things like “I’m going to mine you like a block of obsidian” whispered in your ear while you’re building your dream castle. Our players are not afraid to take things to the next level, both in the game and in the chat.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can roleplay their wildest fantasies. Want to be chased by a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you want to brag about it to your friends later.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

SisVsSisCostco, TPWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1979
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crops Grown:	5395	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4598	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crops Grown:	8553	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

Attack, Beirut, beirut explosion, Conflict, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East news, Military, Minecraft, Raid, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	402305	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RetractCraft: GeneNeuroFun

cell biology, Combating, discovery, gene expression, GeneNeuroFun, genetic programmes, genetics, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, motor neurons, nervous system, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuron retraction, neuroscience, Prospects, researchers, RetractCraft, scientific research, spinal cord, spinal cord injury

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where motor neurons are, like, retracting from the spinal cord and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. you gotta combat neurodegeneration and save the day! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!