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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8294 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!