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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1404 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2592 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!