so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
Divine Spears Created: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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