CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	3766

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Votes:	6966	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9603	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	896427	Rainbows Spotted:	4

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2590
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Animals Bred:	97
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	193
Ores Mined:	6740	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.