CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

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  • CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship

    CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship
    Looking for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect match!

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  • CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?

    CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a bath in a waterfall while riding a unicorn!

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  • CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server

    CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server
    HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! RUMOR HAS IT, THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING COWS AND FLYING PIGS! JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

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  • BrickUnityCraftEU

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against trump’s tariffs with unity and determination like the EU leaders in Brussels! we discuss defence and security while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild ride of adventure and camaraderie as we take on the world, one block at a time!

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  • Loot & Laughs: MineCraft Mayhem

    Loot & Laughs: MineCraft Mayhem
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world where racial and geographic disparities be messin’ things up! on dis server, everyone be equal no matter what skin color or where u from! we be bridgin’ gaps wider than ur momma’s appetite fo’ cake!

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