Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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  • TMW Modded Network

    TMW Modded Network

    Modpack List (As of 15 February 2025)

    Modpack NameVersionIP
    All the Mods 102.34atm10.tmw.gg
    All the Mods 91.0.4atm9.tmw.gg
    All the Mods 9 – To the Sky1.1.3atm9tts.tmw.gg
    OceanBlock 21.0.0oceanblock2.tmw.gg
    Industrial Village1.8aiv.tmw.gg
    Chroma Endless 21.13ce2.tmw.gg
    SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required, check our Discord Server)5.0.7skyfactory5.tmw.gg
    Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Erav3.0.30hfprominence2.TMW.gg

    Machine:

    • Hosted in EU
    • AMD Ryzen 9950X
    • 192GB DDR5
    • 2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
    • 64 TB Backup server

    Links:

    Thank you for choosing our modded Minecraft network. We look forward to having you join us and being a part of our amazing community, good luck on your modded adventure! <3

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  • NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

    NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

    So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

    Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.

    Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

    And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

    So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

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  • HangOutWithMeMC SMP

    HangOutWithMeMC SMP
    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

    So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

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  • CraftyBoomer

    CraftyBoomer
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

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