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  • SisterlyWakeUpDrama

    SisterlyWakeUpDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from annoying sisters-in-law who crunch on food at 2:49 AM? Look no further, we guarantee no noisy eaters in our virtual world!

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  • CraftyMentalBreaks

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    Are you tired of social media making you feel like a potato with low self-esteem? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to comparing yourself to Instagram models and influencers. Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and blocky animals.

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  • MarchCraft Server – Join the Resistance!

    MarchCraft Server – Join the Resistance!
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  • HungryCrafters: No Hostages Allowed

    HungryCrafters: No Hostages Allowed
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got freed israeli hostages running around, showing signs of severe malnutrition, but don’t worry, we got health officials on standby to take care of them. it’s like a rescue mission and a minecraft server all in one, bro. come join the fun and help nurse these poor hostages back to health while building epic structures and battling mobs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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  • Crafty Anxiety Server

    Crafty Anxiety Server
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